you say potato...

the USDA has come up with a great one...

what a load of completely elitist bullshit. it's called hunger... doesn't matter exactly how hungry you are... i suppose it's just another whitewashing of third world america the powers that be enjoy oh so much - they'd rather spend our money bombing brown people and padding their bank accounts than feeding our own.

sick, sick, sick.

therefore, in true Pig fashion, i've devised the following label system:


Cock Security

Low Cock Security: Reports of reduced quality, variety, or desirability of cock. Little or no indication of reduced cock intake. Old Label: Horny

Very Low Cock Security: Reports of multiple indications of disrupted cocklike patterns and reduced cock intake. Old Label: Desperate