Thursday, October 28, 2004

more helpful election time tips

tip #2: if you're a candidate and you haven't had a really good photo op lately, just make one up... come to think of it, maybe they can just photoshop out all that "mission accomplished" crap and forget the whole thing happened...

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

helpful election time tips

tip #1: remember that it's still illegal to try to run down candidates in your cadillac even if they desperately deserve it... and though a few semantically overzealous folks (and yourself) might label your actions as "exercising political expression", the Law has another term for this. it's called "attempted murder", and it's not too cool to go to jail for trying to kill a nazi. there are other, more productive and less time-consuming ways to go about removing these individuals from positions of power.

regardless, nice try. just be sure to cover up or remove your license plate beforehand next time.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

threes

after the patriots won the super bowl and the red sox beat the yankees in the most improbable fashion imagined, i'm now completely convinced that john kerry is going to win this election... clean sweep for boston...

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

freedom inoculations

those filthy fucking frogs can keep their yellow-bellied life saving serums to themselves, thank you very much... what audacity! we don't need no "preventive medication" that could save thousands of elderly and young lives, especially when it comes from the FRENCH. we're AMERICANS, dammit. i mean, we'd never hand over the well-being of our citzens to a foreign nation, right?

um... right?

fear mongering and the high road

i don't think there's any question that little dickie cheney is the hermann goring of 2004... still, ya gotta love these kinda remarks...

Monday, October 18, 2004

coming soon

get ready kids... if dubya wins in november, this scenario may very well likely be staring us in the face come 2008...

Friday, October 15, 2004

assholes on parade

follow the link for a steamy collection of the world's finest assholes...

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

death, destruction and our inevitable doom

it's the end of the world as we know it.

(big puerco gracias to lady t for the link...)
a little corner of truth

anyone who regularly peruses this blog knows of my love affair with PBS, in particular, Frontline... last night they aired an excellent overview of both kerry and bush entitled The Choice 2004. you really should check it out... and as of 10/15/04, they'll have the full program available online... worth the two hours in every detail...

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

psssst... they have no trees

finally the aryans speak up...
RIP

overshadowed by the death of christopher reeve a few days ago was the death of ken caminiti - NL MVP in1996, father, and cocaine addict... sad, sad story...

rest in peace.
money problems

bush's permanent tax cuts will help raise our debt to $2.2 trillion (yes, that's with a "t") over the next 10 years... kerry's economic plans will cost us about $1.1 trillion over the same period...

so basically, we're screwed.

Sunday, October 10, 2004

hmmmmmmmmmm...

i'm getting the strange feeling that i'm forgetting something.

oh yeah...

Friday, October 08, 2004

heights of desparation

ever get the feeling that the republican party is just running scared?

"okay, w... now we gotta go out and get that elusive AMISH vote..."
good to be in DC

Jib Jab's done it again.

hallelujah.

Thursday, October 07, 2004

everything you need to know

thanks to whoever put this all together... i find it incredulous, after knowing everything that this "president" has done throughout his life, that ANYONE would still want him to lead this country...

Monday, October 04, 2004

we make up the news, you decide

fair and balanced? you betcha.