an appeal to a younger generation

so you think first amendment rights are no big deal, eh?

okay.

it would probably be a good idea if you rethink that when you buy your next eminem album.

another goodbye

i remember being thrilled each night my mom let me stay up late to watch carson... and i've always been amazed at the amount of class he showed by retiring and not feeding off his past successes...

he'll be sorely missed.

inauguration day

...and so i woke up this morning wondering what news story could possibly top our ersatz president being sworn in for another four years of hubristic hell... yes, today's the day where about 100,000 american citizens (invitation only) witnessed live this jackass lying to the rest of the world, swearing an oath to protect and defend a constitution which he so blatantly despises... the day where his sycophantic lackeys squealed in swinish delight at the prospect of lining their pockets with even more ill-gotten fortune... a day where the rest of us bow our heads and silently wish for some hope of deliverance from this lunatic and his endless cycle of destruction and pain, while dubya's stepford wife-like army sneers "get over it" and prepares to blindly support yet another upcoming illegal war in the middle east.

what news story could possibly top that?

i think i found it.

okay, everyone...

lighten the fuck up.

our new propaganda minister

it's really great to know that tom ridge will still have a place in our "government"...

making a better america, one asshole at a time

yet again, GWP makes a difference...

the jackson-george regional library system board of trustees in mississippi has tucked their collective prehensile tails between their legs and squealed "enough!" to yesterday's scathing GWP editorial...

yes, puercitos, no matter how high up on the food chain you may be (and believe me, for mississippi, having a seat on the jackson-george regional library system board of trustees is just about the sweetest gig a mississippi primate could possibly have), your injustices cannot and will not be tolerated by this fine, yet subtly ridiculous, quasi-news establishment.

so beware, evildoers. Pig Brother is watching you.

porn or comedy?

here's a big surprise: there's evidently a thin line in mississippi between publications found in an "adult bookstore" and books topping the new york times bestseller list.

regardless, i think the good ole folks of mississippi (yep, the same state that brought you murder, intimidation and assorted acts of violence against black and white folk alike) are just a little put out by books with a lotta "college-boy words".

or they're frightened by antonin scalia's wang. whichever.

a small victory

finally! i won't have to look at tucker carlson's ugly mug on CNN anymore... and, surprisingly, it looks like jon stewart had something to do with it...

warning

objects on screen may be dumber than they appear.

another year

happy new year, little piggies... at least someone's getting the right idea...

here's to a little less violent world to live in for 2005.

love to you all