updates, updates, updates

greetings again, puercitos... some things i wanna tug on your coat about...

first, it is with tremendous agitation and much gnashing of teeth that i happily announce the return of Goodyman Sleeve Consequences to the realms of transmitted nonsense in the guise of his newer, more improveder blog, Purple Pressed Ass (not to be confused with Purple Ass Press, which, in its day, was at best a mindless stream of prepared lunacy eminating from the twisted origins of Ian Baker, Sleevie's counterego...) be sure to visit and give Sleeve all the attention he so richly deserves (and sadly, desparately craves), and all the pity your black little hearts can muster.

second, it is with CONSIDERABLY LESS ENTHUSIASM that i announce the re-issuing of Thistleshrine, a blog of amazing potential yet COMPLETELY UNFINISHED, deriving from the half-remembered pre-pubescent dreams of Andrew Scott Waage... (get the hint, man... :) ) again, show your love and express to him your EXTREME DISAPPOINTMENT AND MORAL OUTRAGE at the LACK OF WORDS contained therein... (ed. in all honesty, his photographs are tremendous)

the doctor is out

i had planned a nice long post today, chock full of cynical wit, sadness - even a Jim Carroll quote thrown in for good measure. had it most of the way written - just waiting to top it off tonight after a coupla shots of bushmills and a teary toast to an amazing writer.

but then i saw this and realized that no words could possibly do the man justice.

goodbye, you crazy bastard. i'll miss your humor for the rest of my life.

another sad day

it's with an incredibly heavy heart and substantial horror that i report the apparent suicide today of one of america's finest journalistic minds, hunter s. thompson...

i'll have more to say about this when i can get my mind around it.

shooting georgie's load

need a quick way to waste $85,000,000?

remember, kids... this is "in the interest of national security"... no wonder the fuckin' thing doesn't work...

nod, eh

i was trying to think of something cute to write about this, but honestly, nothing really comes to mind... i appreciate the originality, but wonder if it's really that good of an idea...

right wing ralphie

that'll learn 'em good.

(pigthanks to esteban for the link... right back at ya, papi)

my own little agenda

i guess i have something to do now for tomorrow night...