release

i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe... crass, vulgar, and worth every minute of your time...

why i moved away

it's the little things that make life grand...

dick says...

george says...

do the math

$100 billion in ONE YEAR vs. $21 billion over FIVE YEARS.

here's the kicker...

Rep. Peter King, R-New York., the ranking member of the Homeland Security Committee, said the report validated his opposition to the bill.

"This bill was rushed to the floor without the Democratic leadership giving us any indication of its massive cost -- and now we know why," King said in a written statement. "Had we known [the cost] before the bill was brought to the floor, it would have been a different story."

i think that pretty much speaks for itself. if you've got something to add, comment on it, or tell good ole petey himself at Pete.King@mail.house.gov

TheirSpace

"What message does Congress intend to give?" asked White House spokesman Tony Snow. "And who does it think the audience is? Is the audience merely the president? Is it the voting American public or, in an age of instant communication, is it also al-Qaida?"

--Tony Snow commenting on a Senate resolution to oppose Bush's Iraq plan

new dog, old tricks... whaddya expect from an ex-fox news guy? (and no, they don't deserve capitalization)... now i know the few of you who read this - and i do mean few - have MySpace accounts (owned by the news corporation, hence fox and quintessentially evil cyberland baron rupert murdoch)...

speaking for myself, i just can't reconcile the fun of "popularity" with supporting (however transitively) an unjust and illegal war (or any war, for that matter)... having old friends contact you is great, i guess, but there's got to be another way with less untoothy undertones...

slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

my betrothed's brother is off to iraq for a while... remember him in your prayers (if that's your sort of thing)

*sigh*

new year, new layout.

whatever.

...i say potato

head in the sand politics or merely semantics? more of the same from bushco...

regardless of what you call it, it's still killing for no reason that we, as americans (complicit or otherwise) kick-started...

no wonder i've been listening to more DRI.

you say potato...

the USDA has come up with a great one...

what a load of completely elitist bullshit. it's called hunger... doesn't matter exactly how hungry you are... i suppose it's just another whitewashing of third world america the powers that be enjoy oh so much - they'd rather spend our money bombing brown people and padding their bank accounts than feeding our own.

sick, sick, sick.

therefore, in true Pig fashion, i've devised the following label system:


Cock Security

Low Cock Security: Reports of reduced quality, variety, or desirability of cock. Little or no indication of reduced cock intake. Old Label: Horny

Very Low Cock Security: Reports of multiple indications of disrupted cocklike patterns and reduced cock intake. Old Label: Desperate

a rose by any other name

conveniently located on honky boulevard in beautiful peckerwood, sc.

yes, it's been a slow day.

now, don't you feel safer?

a half a trillion dollars (total) just doesn't buy what it used to, i guess.

a fitting tribute

friday marks a rather ugly day in history - the massacre of approximately 100,000 jews in soviet russia in 1940 at babi yar outside of kiev.

the link above refers to a rather well-written and historically accurate article - to the best of my knowledge - and is somewhat a rarity for the AP in describing nazi atrocities.

one passage stuck out in particular:

"Today, the ravine is part of a popular park, and Jewish leaders say
they are frustrated that children still play soccer and couples picnic where tens of thousands were massacred."

i can understand the necessity of honoring victims who died in such an ingenuous and dastardly fashion, but wouldn't the best way to remember them be to observe laughter and happiness in a place that once brought so much misery to so many people?

nope, we've learned nothing

this is how these things usually begin

one rich guy with a sense of humor

amazing that after all ted turner had to say, someone questions him on the efficacy of the UN.

at least ted called him "bubba".

channeling burroughs

this from the Los Angeles Times... just thought it was a lovely sentiment...

Dalai Lama Tells Teens, 'War Is Outdated'

The Dalai Lama urged thousands of teenagers at a world peace conference in Denver to embrace globalization and accept people from all countries as neighbors and collaborators, not rivals.

"There are no national boundaries. The whole globe is becoming one body," he said at the PeaceJam convention. "In these circumstances, I think war is outdated…. Destruction of your neighbor is actually destruction of yourself."

The Dalai Lama was among 10 Nobel Peace Prize laureates participating in the conference. Teens from 31 countries were among attendees.

evening buddy

...and this one at night... heather?

talking heads

i've felt compelled over the last few days to post a little something about rummy's salt lake city "speech" (especially after his nazi references), but it looks like keith olbermann (with a nice dose of help from edward r. murrow) beat me to the punch and summed it all up quite nicely. take a moment and read...

changes...

reticent as i am to change of any kind, i finally broke down today out of sheer boredom (and a smattering of depression) and changed a few things around here a bit...

cheers.

best idea of 2006

over a billion chinese can't be wrong...