WMD (whales of mass destruction)

seems that a stringent form of large marine animal suicide bombings is beginning to surface in japan... when will these terrorist bastards stop?

let's invade SeaWorld.

headlines, headlines, headlines

just a quick little entry for this morning... i got to work and decided to see what was going on around the world that i, as a concerned world citizen, need know about...

at the hague, criminals were getting their just desserts, in israel, madness, in england, things are getting a little better, and in the good ole USA, well... this passes for news.


i'm going home and getting back in bed.

unleashing the blogs of war

good morning, my little puercitos... so, the present administration seems to be backpedalling a touch... which should really come as no surprise... it'll be a simple matter of time before the voting public gets fed up with ingesting lie after lie... then again....

more a little later when my boss gets offa mah back...

by way of an introduction

ah so and welcome... first thing's first - much drool-ridden angst to ian at purple ass press for inspiring me to such measures... and so if this blog screws the digital pooch, as it were, all derisive laughter/vegetable hurling rests thereupon... oh yeah, and if it REALLY sucks, blame zen (he'll be 'round soon enough)... thanks also to mike at messiah bomb for providing the vehicle for me to reap the benefits of countless unproductive hours at my job... finally, thanks also to georgie and dickie for being the celebrated Bad Guys that everyone needs nowadays...

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greetings.