by way of an introduction

ah so and welcome... first thing's first - much drool-ridden angst to ian at purple ass press for inspiring me to such measures... and so if this blog screws the digital pooch, as it were, all derisive laughter/vegetable hurling rests thereupon... oh yeah, and if it REALLY sucks, blame zen (he'll be 'round soon enough)... thanks also to mike at messiah bomb for providing the vehicle for me to reap the benefits of countless unproductive hours at my job... finally, thanks also to georgie and dickie for being the celebrated Bad Guys that everyone needs nowadays...

we here at GWP encourage you, our loyal reader(s), to contact us with any questions, complaints, confessions, regrets, small furry animal sounds or vividly appalling descriptions of diseases you may have contracted by kindly clicking here... all comments will be treated with the utmost contempt and humorous scorn, and shall be printed on specially quilted cuddly soft tissue paper for a profoundly intense, yet incredibly soothing, ass-wiping...

that being said, remember that the Pig is your friend.