Monday, May 10, 2004

my hero

ya know, maybe bush is right... maybe we DO owe rumsfeld a debt of gratitude... so let me be the first to say thanks.

thanks, don, for helping to ruin our reputation across the globe.

thanks for opening our eyes to the outdated, irregular and perverse sanctions of the Geneva Convention.

thanks for your swaggering, close-minded, sanctimonious assertions on issues you clearly have no knowledge (nor care) about, and that have all turned out to be false.

thanks for helping to perpetuate a divisive, combatant atmosphere here at home, not only with foreign nations, but among americans as a whole.

and finally thanks for defining the American Way: "to vulgarize and falsify until the bare lie shines through." (thank YOU, bill)

your nation salutes you, rummy.

ya bastard.

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