inciting "terror" the american way

in light of the Department of Homeland Security's new policy of raising "terror threat levels" due to information 3-4 years old, Tom Ridge today issued a new warning to citizens of Pearl Harbor, HI. Based on information received in early autumn 63 years ago, the threat level throughout Hawaii was raised to "orange" and citizens were advised to be aware of a possible sneak attack on the naval base located there.

folks, we're OBVIOUSLY winning the "war on terror".