inauguration day

...and so i woke up this morning wondering what news story could possibly top our ersatz president being sworn in for another four years of hubristic hell... yes, today's the day where about 100,000 american citizens (invitation only) witnessed live this jackass lying to the rest of the world, swearing an oath to protect and defend a constitution which he so blatantly despises... the day where his sycophantic lackeys squealed in swinish delight at the prospect of lining their pockets with even more ill-gotten fortune... a day where the rest of us bow our heads and silently wish for some hope of deliverance from this lunatic and his endless cycle of destruction and pain, while dubya's stepford wife-like army sneers "get over it" and prepares to blindly support yet another upcoming illegal war in the middle east.

what news story could possibly top that?

i think i found it.